the_best_sister: (Neutral - Thoughtful)
Yelena Belova ([personal profile] the_best_sister) wrote2024-09-05 10:58 pm

Lighthouse Cottage - Friday Evening

Outside on the picket fence of the Lighthouse Cottage, a simple sign was tacked up:

Allen Wrench Party


Come inside and help with IKEA construction.
Free booze!
Free food!
Way too friendly dog!


Inside, the promise was kept. If your idea of food and booze was stacks of pizza boxes and mostly cheap beer and hard liquor.

Yelena had spent most of the week fixing up the place, but the IKEA shipment had only arrived yesterday, so the furniture was still a work in progress. The walls and ceilings were freshly painted white, but the carpet, drapes, and lighting in the two-bedroom cottage were a riot of mismatched colors. It was like someone had thrown a Jackson Pollock painting into a blender with that psychedelic boat trip from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

And right in the middle of this chaotic, colorful mess was Yelena, sitting cross-legged on the floor, surrounded by half-assembled IKEA furniture and discarded instructions. She’d been at it all day, and it showed. She’d given up on any hope of a put-together look, dressed only in a tank top and athletic shorts, her hair a tangled mess falling into her face.

The living room was mostly done, there was a dining room table standing on its own four legs, and one bed was finally put together in the bedroom. But there were still stacks of flat-pack boxes waiting to test her patience. At this point, it was just about survival.

And maybe, bribing people with enough booze to help finish the rest…

[Open to all. Up early because I might have a hectic morning. ]
what_the_shock: (too cool)

Re: Mingle and Make Furniture

[personal profile] what_the_shock 2024-09-06 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Miguel showed up because he heard there was going to be Ikea, and he was all about watching other people struggle with that.

Okay, he might help.

"Wow, that's a lot of color."
what_the_shock: (smiling)

Re: Mingle and Make Furniture

[personal profile] what_the_shock 2024-09-06 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"Okay, yeah, that absolutely calls for color," Miguel agreed. "Last place I lived in before here was completely made of crystal. Very bright, very boring. Miguel O'Hara," he introduced himself, holding out a hand. "Food and booze both sound good."
witchoftheflesh: Colin O'Donoghue as Hook from OUaT (Smirk - Dubious Disbelief)

Re: Mingle and Make Furniture

[personal profile] witchoftheflesh 2024-09-07 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
"I heard she intends to paint the outside to match," Adrian said. He was teasing, but that just meant he was actually putting that idea out there in the universe like a chump.