the_best_sister: (Neutral - Thoughtful)
Yelena Belova ([personal profile] the_best_sister) wrote2024-09-05 10:58 pm

Lighthouse Cottage - Friday Evening

Outside on the picket fence of the Lighthouse Cottage, a simple sign was tacked up:

Allen Wrench Party


Come inside and help with IKEA construction.
Free booze!
Free food!
Way too friendly dog!


Inside, the promise was kept. If your idea of food and booze was stacks of pizza boxes and mostly cheap beer and hard liquor.

Yelena had spent most of the week fixing up the place, but the IKEA shipment had only arrived yesterday, so the furniture was still a work in progress. The walls and ceilings were freshly painted white, but the carpet, drapes, and lighting in the two-bedroom cottage were a riot of mismatched colors. It was like someone had thrown a Jackson Pollock painting into a blender with that psychedelic boat trip from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

And right in the middle of this chaotic, colorful mess was Yelena, sitting cross-legged on the floor, surrounded by half-assembled IKEA furniture and discarded instructions. She’d been at it all day, and it showed. She’d given up on any hope of a put-together look, dressed only in a tank top and athletic shorts, her hair a tangled mess falling into her face.

The living room was mostly done, there was a dining room table standing on its own four legs, and one bed was finally put together in the bedroom. But there were still stacks of flat-pack boxes waiting to test her patience. At this point, it was just about survival.

And maybe, bribing people with enough booze to help finish the rest…

[Open to all. Up early because I might have a hectic morning. ]
throughaphase: (hanging out)

Re: Mingle and Make Furniture

[personal profile] throughaphase 2024-09-06 12:09 pm (UTC)(link)
"If nothing else you can steal tap water," Kitty waved.
ifwebeworthy: (Don huh)

Re: Mingle and Make Furniture

[personal profile] ifwebeworthy 2024-09-06 02:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"True," Don agreed. "Assuming there are also cups somewhere in all this." He was sure there were. "How have you been, Kitty?" Since they had thrown a rager in her house.
throughaphase: (half face)

Re: Mingle and Make Furniture

[personal profile] throughaphase 2024-09-06 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, you know, being boring," she said. "How've you been?"
ifwebeworthy: (Don huh)

Re: Mingle and Make Furniture

[personal profile] ifwebeworthy 2024-09-06 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, you know," Don turned around on her. "Being boring. I should try to stop by your bar more often, I'm realizing." But Jane might be there. You know, Jane, that he was now teaching a whole class with. Everything was fine!
throughaphase: (in all seriousness)

Re: Mingle and Make Furniture

[personal profile] throughaphase 2024-09-06 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
"You should. Keep me occupied on Tuesdays when I'm not too swamped to post. And catch some hot zombie tunes."

And Jane didn't really even come in then!
ifwebeworthy: (Don fond look)

Re: Mingle and Make Furniture

[personal profile] ifwebeworthy 2024-09-06 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
"Tuesdays," Don said with a nod. "I'll keep that in mind. Tell the truth I'm usually just doing research on Tuesdays." Or Thor was. They tended to trade. "A break would be nice."
throughaphase: (profile)

Re: Mingle and Make Furniture

[personal profile] throughaphase 2024-09-06 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
"What are you researching?" she asked.
ifwebeworthy: (Don huh)

Re: Mingle and Make Furniture

[personal profile] ifwebeworthy 2024-09-06 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, he'd walked right into that one. "The creation of Asgard," he said, since he could honestly say, "I'm trying to help Thor with something."
throughaphase: (considering)

Re: Mingle and Make Furniture

[personal profile] throughaphase 2024-09-06 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"That's something that never would have occurred to me that you could research," Kitty admitted.
ifwebeworthy: (Don huh)

Re: Mingle and Make Furniture

[personal profile] ifwebeworthy 2024-09-06 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"It's slow going," Don admitted. "I want to see if there's anything in the school's library's Special Collections that might help, but I haven't talked to the librarian about it yet." Because he needed a cover story.
throughaphase: (saying words)

Re: Mingle and Make Furniture

[personal profile] throughaphase 2024-09-06 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"They might. They're pretty stocked up," Kitty said. "I wish I knew something that would help."
ifwebeworthy: (Don is serious)

Re: Mingle and Make Furniture

[personal profile] ifwebeworthy 2024-09-06 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm sure we'll figure it out eventually," Don said. "Or, you know, we'll end up making it up as we go along and hopefully Thor doesn't accidentally destroy the universe or something." The usual.
throughaphase: (explaining)

Re: Mingle and Make Furniture

[personal profile] throughaphase 2024-09-06 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, we have enough of that.

Normal!